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Survey for SCA Matchmaking |
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| 1. | Are you currently in a relationship with a man, woman or goat? | |
| a. | Is it a milk goat? | |
| b. | Do you know how to make goat cheese? | |
| 2. | Which statement most closely resembles your residence? | |
| a. | An artist's garret (a wee creative and romantic shelter with a Bunsen burner, candlelight, and small furry pets. | |
| b. | A colorful poster-decorated space attached to a dwelling containing a kitchen, living room and your parents. | |
| c. | A humble cottage in the woods, village, or walled city | |
| d. | A baron's manor replete with thick carpets, regal companions, and a cognac cellar (with or without the resident ghost) | |
| 3. | Does the term "gaming" make you think | |
| a. | Dice, dragons, and swords, cloaks, fake teeth and spells | |
| b. | Vegas, Liberace and Showgirls | |
| c. | Oh thanks, for reminding me to call my bookie! | |
| d. | Throwing up and running away | |
| 4. | Women in their 40s are: | |
| a. | Bitchy, bitterly divorced and too old to breed | |
| b. | WAY too opinionated and set in their ways | |
| c. | Dead sexy | |
| d. | Challenging in a good way interesting strong and insightful | |
| e. | Are great because they usually have jobs and can support a fighter in training | |
| f. | There are women over 40? | |
| 5. | Consider the phrase, "I am physically fit." Does it make you want to: | |
| a. | Laugh Hysterically | |
| b. | Sob Hysterically | |
| c. | Nod your head in agreement | |
| d. | Shrug your shoulders and have another beer | |
| 6. | Creativity in your life means: (Check all that apply) | |
| a. | A new drop shot, a better shield move or a cool basket hilt | |
| b. | A slat bed, trestle table, and a carved wooden chair | |
| c. | Tunics, couching and embroidery | |
| d. | Picking a better brand of beer | |
| e. | Phrasing that filk or poem or bardic JUST the right way | |
| f. | A new recipe you developed | |
| g. | Squeezing the last drop of life from that penny you have been saving | |
| h. | Fill in yourself _______ | |
| 7. | Imagine you have recently met a woman you find attractive and interesting enough to risk asking her for a date. During the conversation, she mentions her two children, somehow making it clear they are all the kids she ever wants to have. Do you: | |
| a. | Run screaming | |
| b. | Finish the conversation amicably but cross her off your list | |
| c. | Ask her how old they are, what their interests are, etc. | |
| d. | Find her even more attractive because you have always wanted a family | |
| e. | Get depressed because you want kids of your own? | |
| 8. | You are in a restaurant with a group of people that includes several youngsters. One of the kids gets up and starts running around, echo locating off the walls. What's your gut level response? | |
| a. | Gut him, roast him, and feed him to Cthulu | |
| b. | Hey! Kid! Let’s play hide and seek | |
| c. | Ask the waitress what the special of the day is, (kid what Kid?) | |
| d. | Start telling the parents about the annoying things you did as a kid | |
| 9 | Rate your grasp of history | |
| a. | Celts, Alan, Vandals, Franks, Byzantines, Greeks, Romans, Mongols, English, French, German, Irish -- I can name their leaders, the respective eras of influence, their clothing styles and their cultural differences | |
| b. | I know my personas culture, clothing styles and their cultural differences pretty well | |
| c. | I know when "Search for the Holy Grail” was filmed. | |
| This survey was written by Maeve an sionnach donn after a list I sent her of requirements in a potential mate. | ||